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Christopher Morris-Lent
I didn’t consider running away from home until halfway through the third grade, when my mother bought me E.L. Konigsberg’s From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.
I. I like to get sloshed, soused, squiff y, shitfaced, and three sheets to the wind as much as the next red-blooded, hairy-chested, college-age man, and one of the things this school has taught me is to take something when someone else gives it to me for free...
