Reaching the Target Audience

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Despite a few tour-worthy claims that 100 percent of the Bacchanal audience always has 100 percent fun, we know that’s not always the case. Here’s one take on how this year’s audience broke down.

27%: Students who shouted that they were Wu-Tang fans.
15%: Disappointed friends from nearby colleges who were told this concert would be “awesome.”
15%: Students dancing awkwardly near each other in what some might have interpreted as grinding, and others just as coincidental, repeated bumping into each other.
15%: Students happy for an excuse—any excuse—to get trashed in public.
10%: Bros who never thought they could be so turned on by diapers.
5%: Students who knew more Wiz Khalifa songs than Say Yeah.
5%: Graphic design enthusiasts scoffing at Of Montreal’s visuals.
5%: Students nervously clinging to their vodka-filled Sigg bottles praying a security guard wouldn’t stop and ask to smell the contents.
3%: Actual Wu-Tang fans.

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