PrintThis year’s annual V-Day performance of The Vagina Monologues was as powerful, humorous, and exuberant as ever, featuring a talented cast of young women who paraded the stage fearlessly. Just in case you missed the show, here’s a breakdown:
Audience Composition
70% Strong beautiful card-carrying vagina owners
10% Slightly appalled (though still proud!) parents of the cast
12% Disgruntled boyfriends who hope all this talk will lead to mind-blowing sex
6% Disgruntled boyfriends who enjoyed the show in spite of themselves
2% Uncomfortable faculty
Other Statistics
Total number of times the word “vagina” was uttered in the first five minutes: 18.
Our favorite vaginal nicknames: coochi snorcher, tamale, powderbox.