PrintValentine’s Day is fast approaching to the chagrin of single ladies across campus. This Sunday, kick back with your two most reliable boyfriends—Ben and Jerry—and turn on one of these flicks full of helpful advice on how to cope with the Columbia dating scene.
Spiderman: Aside from the upside-down kiss, targeted scenes on the steps will remind students that it is possible to fall in love on Columbia’s campus.
Tristan & Isolde: We may not have a dating scene, but we do have a thriving James Franco-stalking scene. What more could a girl want?
Pride and Prejudice: You’re not moping around—you’re prematurely studying for your Lit Hum final.
Loser: Sure it takes place at our rival school downtown, but the lessons are still applicable to our own experience: One, don’t sleep with your professor. Two, don’t settle for living in an animal hospital despite real estate prices. Three, do look past bad hair. But with our student body’s grooming habits, the last one is a prerequisite to acceptance.
Annie Hall: A nervous romance. Enough said.