PrintE: Hey man, you around NY this weekend?
N: Actually, I’m on the Chinatown Bus headed to Boston. We’re a little delayed because of turf war between the bus attendants and the local homeless.
E: Sounds fun, I’m just trying to catch up with work, maybe take a walk in Central Park…
N: Chill… Going to my friend’s Halloween party. Looking forward to not having to answer for my behavior in the morning.
E: Met up with Dan in Central Park. New York really is beautiful this time of year
N: This dorm is beautiful, three pong tables and two kegs. People outside of Manhattan really understand how to use the extra space.
E: Where should I go Deluxe or Community? What do you think will have more a relaxing ambience?
N: Deluxe has a fine ass waitress. You know who else is fine, my friend’s roommate’s sister. Uh oh! She’s dressed as a slutty devil J
E: Had a really nice meal. Split a salad with Jon. Think we might go back to Broadway to watch Eternal Sunshine. You know take it easy.
N: Maybe I’ll be taking it easy. Just figured out no one really gets my hipster costume. They just think I’m a gay guy from NYU who didn’t dress up.
N: Nvermind, Freshmaan Guurrl from Wellesley got my costume but lost interest when she realizzed I didn’t have a bed to sleep in. What r uuu up to?
E: Watching a movie. Still…
N: Friends’ roommate sister, uh oh!
E: You already said that…
N: NyQuil SHOT!!! So I don’t have to hear my friend making out with
Ms. Pac-man while I sleeeeep on the aiiiir mattress.
E: Fuck it, I’m bored. I’m going to 1020.
E: No one here… You still up?
E: Hello…?
N: Uh Oh!