PrintJust as Jesus Christ rose from his grave after three days and three nights, the cyber-crucified gossip web site JuicyCampus has been resurrected in the form of CollegeACB. While we’re sure that Jesus would have been even more awesome if he had the Internet at his disposal, we wonder how other CC thinkers would have developed if their philosophical dialogues had to be conducted over the Internet. We present: CCacb.com:
Question: How exactly can we explain our perceptions of reality?
—Plato89
I’m perceiving the reality that you’re a dick.
—Xenophon_ballin2000
I’m perceiving the reality that you like dick.
—Aristophanizzle2009
Look I’m a close personal friend of Plato and he’s the sweetest, nicest, most kind boy ever. EVER. I don’t know why you guys are posting about him in such a negative manner I think it’s just because you’re jealous that your “special friends” would rather be with him.
-xxSocratezindahousexx
Wait wait but isn’t he dating Sappho? cause that girl’s a fuckin animal.
-Antisthenes8
I’d def hit that.
-anonymous
Thanks for posting, Sappho. “I’d hit that?” God, do you think that’s how guys talk? It’s pathetic that you have to give yourself an ego boost by posting on a gossip site. What’s funny is that none of my super dreamy and totally ripped Greek brothers would ever even CONSIDER having sex with you or anyone from your trashy island.
-Aristotle4eva
Hos before bros, pencil-dick.
- SapphFix829
OK let me pose another question: Must not all things at the last be swallowed up by death? And no, I’m not “bangin’” Sappho. Retards.
-Plato89
PLATO IS A LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH. This is how big his dick is . (lol, 8 point font)
-Aristophanizzle2009
Why are there never any hot chicks on these things?
- Xenophon_ballin2000