Print- Veckatimest, May 26: "Just like so fucking beautiful, dude."
- "American Idol" finale, May 29: Adam Lambert loses "Idol" and announces he is gay. One of these is apparently shocking.
- "The Hangover," June 5: Roofying yourself suddenly seems like a good idea.
- H1N1 reaches global pandemic status, June 11: If you are sick, please quarantine yourself. If you are also attractive and female, there's a special quarantine set up on the third floor of Watt.
- Ahmadinejad "re-elected," June 12: "In Iran we don't have fair elections. IN Iran we don;t have this phenomenon. I don't know who told you this."
- Farrah Fawcett dies, June 25: The biggest celebrity to pass away this summer for a span of three hours.
- Michael Jackson dies, June 25
- People talk about how Michael Jackson died, June 25 to September 8