Acing the Interview

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Once you get that Columbia University degree, it’s time to get a job. Interviewers always ask you what your weakness is. Remember: Be honest.

Suggested responses:

I often sexually harass people in the workplace.

My parents didn’t love me as a child, and as a result I never learned to trust.

I have a terrible weakness for mink.

Sleepwalking.

I once broke my ankle on a model train.

Sometimes I punch babies in the face. I guess that’s not a weakness, because I feel so powerful when I do it.

I’ve never surviveda bullet wound.