The Wi-Finest
PrintIn no particular order, the most creative, ridiculous, and stupid wireless internet names at Columbia. See if you can find yours.
Wallach:
Dane Cook is a Douche
Wallach 3B
Wallach 3B is a Douche
Butler:
12 Sesame St
48 Hr Detox
homebase 01
Broadway (between 111th and 116th streets):
AngryIrishman
akaloid
eekamouse
evil dentist
welovemathandscience
hades
Al Gore Jr.
Nussbaum:
The McBaininator
Living Large
DragonSlayer
Oren’s:
miles is a good boy
skuggaRouter
Deluxe:
WinnieThePooh
yellowbear
Jschool:
Scarcity
Café 212:
CherryBloom!
spacemonkey
iloveyoukraus
Quad:
IfUSeekAmy
616:
Loveshack
harold
FlyByNight
26 February 2009
vol. 6, issue 5
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