PrintOLIVIA LEVINE
President of Control Top
What’s your favorite bar in MoHi?
1020. Because you can sit a lot.
And what’s your favorite cocktail?
I like me a good mojito.
Give me a tip for attracting a mate.
I like to lift up one pant leg.
Who’s your favorite male comedian?
Hannibal Buress.
What’s your favorite comedy venue in the city?
I mostly go to UCB West. The Knitting Factory is also cool.
Do you model yourself after someone?
Will Ferrell.
Will Ferrell?
No. I love him. I don’t model myself after him. I just wanted to say Will Ferrell at some point.
Do you think you’ll do comedy after college?
Ideally I would make a living off of doing improv, but that’s not a thing at all.
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ELI GROBER
Editor in Chief of Jester Co-President of Fruit Paunch
If you could say five words to Mitt Romney what would they be?
Hello. Gesundheit. No ... I only have three.
What was your favorite movie as a kid?
My least favorite movie was Jumanji. That bum bum bum bum bum bum, stuff is in the walls, and Robin Williams gets sucked in for his entire life. Are you kidding me? You go away for your whole life. You get sucked into a board game and you don’t get to experience a family.
What do you wear to feel sexy?
Up until a week ago, for the last three years I haven’t had jeans that fit me. They’ve always been just actually huge. I look like I’m trying to be in D12. And my parents came last weekend and my sister helped me shop for a pair of jeans that fit.
So you feel sexy in your jeans?
I wouldn’t go so far as sexy but less boisterous, less of a hooligan. Grown-up. I feel grown-up.
Biggest comedy faux-pas?
What people call blocking, or not taking what another player is giving you.
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LORI GOLDMAN
President of Chowdah
What do you wear to feel sexy?
A mustard suit. With the tits cut out. Just pure nip.
What’s your advice for an aspiring student comedian?
Demand them to watch you ... and if they don’t watch you, send them a very harsh email saying you are going to start a rival group called Fuck You Chowdah ... I’ve never done that.
If you could say five words to Mitt Romney, what would they be?
Winter is good for mittens. Who’s the comedian you look up to most? Rachel Dratch.
And who do you model yourself after most?
Phyllis Diller.
Advice for students who want to replace you?
Join freshman year and don’t quit.
Biggest comedy faux pax?
Going for the punch line. I think it’s a result of self-consciousness when people want to be the ham. I think that a good improviser or a good teammate in Chowdah is more supportive and sets up their partner.
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BOB VULFOV
Co-President of Fruit Paunch
Who’s your favorite female comedian?
Probably right now Amy Schumer because I think she’s funnier than anyone in terms of stand-up people. So vulgar.
What’s her most vulgar joke?
Something involving Jews and Cubans in Miami that I will not be saying.
What’s your favorite campus bar?
I like to pee at Mel’s, I like drinking at The Heights, and I like fighting at Lion’s Head.
What’s your favorite margarita flavor?
My favorite marg at The Heights ... I don’t like ordering it but I really like the passion fruit.
Give me a tip for attracting a mate.
I would get real low to the ground and start making a rumbling growl. And wiggle your shoulders. Wave your arms around.
Comedian you look up to?
I don’t see him as a comedian but I love what Jason Bateman does comedically. By not being funny and being funny at it.
What are your thoughts on the Will Arnett/Amy Poehler divorce?
You can just put in “everybody cried.”