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May 1 2013
Mmm, baby: The very best in food porn
April 27 2013
Alternatives to Butler
April 19 2013
Red Bull and relaxation
April 17 2013
Back to the kitchen: A short journey through sexist pop culture
April 12 2013
Bikinis and big booties, y’all
April 8 2013
Azealia Banks Did What?
April 5 2013
More stories from Columbia’s military veterans
April 3 2013
Sing, O Muse, of some sappy story
April 1 2013
Missed the Cliterary Open Mic? Check out the highlights here
March 29 2013
Sex & Low Beach
As an alternative to your standard slutty kitten or “God’s Gift to Women” costume, we suggest some not-so-average ideas to help you trick-or-treat in style.
Think Susan B. Anthony & Simone de Beauvoir…if they were in Mean Girls. These two feminists are already rolling in their graves at the sight of knee-highs and push-ups, so why not bring the empowerment-through-sexuality to a head? Simone loved black turtlenecks—but how about going backless, American Apparel style?
Justin Bieber, c. 2037
Oh, Baby. Justin’s gained fame and fortune, yes, but also a pot-belly, stubble, a comb-over, and an awkward reoccurring appearance on VH1’s “I Love The 2010s.” How the mighty have fallen.
Harry Potter: Frat Boy Edition
What if Hogwarts was a very, very different place, and Harry dueled some mean behind-the-back shots? We know the boy’s good with his wand hand.
Mary-Kate and Ashley if they were Conjoined Twins
I mean, seriously—what if? There’s definitely enough room under MK’s hobo-chic muumuus from the early 2000s to fit a twin, if not triplets.
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